Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.