The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.