Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
The engine died and then the doors swung open.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.