Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.