Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Get pleasure out of life...as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.