How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
I'd never really believed in terrorists before.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
I was sick of cars driving right past me.