Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.