Oh, what a word….GIRLFRIEND. You just wouldn’t believe in the Western World how many men just DO NOT have a girlfriend. You better believe it your author has a girlfriend. At the last count I counted over 1036. However, every day I meet new girlfriends and I break up with old ones. Although I have my top 10 beautiful girlfriends that compete for a little action from the king…Elvis Preston King. I simply DO NOT have time to go out with all the girls who want to date me. I do not do restaurant.