“Hamsters?!” I hear you say. “Who cares about some fury little rodents.” You
ignorant little fool, you’re pay the price for your stupidity when the Hamsters lead
by yours truly will rise up and DESTROY YOUR LAME SPECIES! We are closer to this
than you think. While you sleep, we are slowly spreading our influence. At first it
was small. After been first discovered in 1930 by zoologist and Professor Aharoni at
the University of Jerusalem, in the Syrian Desert, we quickly made our way to all f.