Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
People fail forward to success.
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'