In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.