I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Who were these clowns?