If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.