I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Even the best of friends need time apart.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.