I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
I looked up and saw a bunch of military-looking guys in coveralls, holding big, bulky rifles and wearing hooded gas masks with tinted face-plates.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.