Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.