Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporaly out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.