After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.