In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
A joke's a very serious thing.