There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporaly out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.