I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
The best way out is always through.