You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.