Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Memory feeds imagination.
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.