He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.