My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
The crowd gives the leader new strength.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.