One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.