A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Never eat more than you can lift.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.