The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.