Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.