Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.