I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.