The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.