I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.