The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
We cannot deny the facts of nature, but we should certainly try to improve on them.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.