We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.