One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
The best way out is always through.