I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.