The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.