Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.