The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
A minute's success pays the failure of years.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'