Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.