Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.