Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.