There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one's own.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.