I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.