Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.