The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!