I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.