Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Who were these clowns?
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.