We play the hands of cards life gives us. And the worst hands can make us the best players.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.